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There is no restriction, as long as the gift is useful and not recycled. We always want to feel young and reminisce about the good old childhood days.

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Was someone drinking too much eggnog? Could we blame it on an elf gone bad?

There was also "Santa Baby," an obvious come-on to poor old Santa who is just trying to do his job. Eartha Kitt, behave yourself!

Upon investigating further, I couldn't believe how I want something fun and sexy for christmas songs there are that celebrate naughtiness, suggest under-the-tree activities, and are filled with sexual innuendo about getting stuck in chimneys or eating someone's cookies.

There will always be those who prefer to celebrate Jesus' birthday with their pants down. If you happen to be one of them, you apparently have a lot of company. Here is a long list of sexy Christmas somethin the romantic to the rollicking to the raunchy.

These songs are full of double meanings and many statements that aren't so hidden. Make a playlist for your holiday loving. If you're not blushing yet, you soon will be. Many artists have admirably recorded this classic song, but s sex symbol Ann-Margret and trumpeter Al Hirt sung it unforgettably in chrostmas At the end of a date, a couple is back at the man's apartment, and the woman is contemplating leaving. They have a sultry, back-and-forth conversation, as she decides whether to stay or go:.

My mother will start to worry I need someone to see my value, what's your hurry?

My father will be pacing the floor Listen to the fireplace roar So really I'd better scurry Beautiful, please somethnig hurry Well, maybe just half a drink I want something fun and sexy for christmas Put some records on while I pour.

Although she seems to protest, her date answers each of her flimsy arguments with reasons why she should stay and enjoy herself. I want something fun and sexy for christmas some people argue that the song suggests more than seduction—even saying that the woman had something surreptitiously added to her drink i.

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Eartha Kitt was only 26 years old when she recorded this enduring hit—years before she became Catwoman in television's Batman series. In this song, she calls Santa " honey " and " cutie ," cooing that she's been good all year and deserves expensive gifts.

She promises that " next year I could be just as good Fhn married, for goodness sake!

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Not leaving Santa's gift-giving choices to mere chance, the naughty lady makes several expensive suggestions:. Perhaps it's an issue of age, but for me, there's a certain "ick" factor in this I want something fun and sexy for christmas that starts with the fact that Justin Bieber was just 17 years old when he released the song in But that doesn't stop the little Bieb-ster from crooning to his sweetheart that it feels like Valentine's Day.

In an attempt to be romantic, he says, " I'm entering the top of your roof.

The hot-and-bothered teen explains that he doesn't need any presents because he has her. Then there's this ugly image, full of innuendo:.

You leave some cookies out, Imma eat 'em all. When we use imagination! In this Christmas song by Luther Vandross, a man beckons his lady to come join him under the mistletoe for a romantic dance.

She refuses, however, I want something fun and sexy for christmas him, " The last time I got under there with you, I had twins. King and Christina Aguilera gave especially good performances.

The song is about a lover who is feeling amorous I want something fun and sexy for christmas a middle-of-the-night visit from Santa. They were given a diamond ring and some presents and gush:. Love and longing are in the air in this up-tempo song as Mariah Carey swears that she'll forgo presents and doesn't need to hang her stockings.

All she wants is her lover to hold on to her tight, and she'll wait under the mistletoe until Santa delivers her gift. In this holiday numberElvis Presley tells his lover to be a " good little girl " because " you're gonna see me comin' in a big black Cadillac.

Hang up your pretty stockings And turn off the light Santa Seeking new adult hots in Jonesboro Arkansas is comin' down your chimney tonight. InLady Gaga released this raunchy bit, with suggestive lyrics set to the tune of "Deck the Halls.

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Light me up put me on top, let's falalalalalalala Ho ho ho, under Seeking redhead from kroger n Jackson Mississippi mistletoe Yes, everybody knows We will take off our clothes Yes, if you want us to we will He's talking to his favorite girl, telling her how he wants to make her dreams come true for Christmas. KEM offers to give her his heart wrapped up in a bow and suggests that they spend time together playing in the snow, snuggling by the Christmas tree, and cuddling by the fire.

Romantic Joe Tex wanted to make sure that when he found the woman of sommething dreams, he kept her content, Thus, he promised himself chrietmas he'd make everyday like Christmas for her. What he lacked in money, he'd make up with I want something fun and sexy for christmas and affection. Whatever Ella Fitzgerald was thinking when christmae recorded this song, she sure had second thoughts later.

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For years, the Queen of Jazz and skmething attorneys blocked the re-issue of the song until her death in 1. In the innuendo-filled song, the singer teases that last year Santa Claus was so " roly-poly, fat and round " that he got stuck in her chimney.

He was " not quite I want something fun and sexy for christmas and not quite down, " and she gleefully looks forward to his return. Christmaas proclaims to a lover that he's got lots of holiday cheer to share with her and wants to be her Santa for years or more, asking her not to let anyone else be her Santa Claus.

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I'll slide down your chimney and bring you lots of joy What I got for you, Mama, it ain't just a toy. Ariana Grande asks Santa to spare her the broken heart if the guy won't stick around until next Christmas.

Although she dreams of someone to hold, she's avoiding the mistletoe until she knows that it's true love. No one has a voice wznt like Aaron Neville, and it's on full display in this sexy, sometihng song from It's about a lover who has ventured off, leaving him alone with ufn friends or family.

He yearns for her to return home for Christmas so he can be happy once again. In this romantic song, Toni Braxton is ever-thankful for snowflakes of love smiling down upon her and and the winter bliss she feels as she annd her man kiss. There is no mistaking what Clarence Carter is bragging about in this song. He's a ladies man who slips in the back door to treat the housewives right while their husbands are at work.

That's the traditional meaning of a "back Horny grannies in Coatbridge man. He even keeps a few pennies in chrietmas pockets Sweet wife wants casual sex Leicester the children so they'll stay occupied while he and the Mrs. And unlike Santa, Clarence doesn't come around just once a year:.

They call me the Back Door Santa I make my runs about the break of day I make all the little girls happy I want something fun and sexy for christmas the boys are out to play.

In this country classic, Barbara Mandrell recounts what first must have made her and her sweetheart fall in love. She reminisces about the romantic holiday setting that was perfect for romance:. Mistletoe is a parasitic plant with no root structure of its own. Its existence depends upon abd oak or apple trees I want something fun and sexy for christmas it typically lives in.

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The plant is a symbol for Guy and girl Saint Paul Minnesota quotes, healing, and joy. Historically, it was held sacred by the ancient Norse, Celtic Druids. Celtic peoples believed hcristmas plant brought good luck and contained magic healing powers, and when Druid enemies met under a tree with mistletoe, they called a truce for a day.

An old Norse myth is at the crux of why people kiss under the mistletoe. Mistletoe was the sacred plant of the goddess of love, who was also the mythical mother of the summer sun god. The summer sun was killed by the god of evil, and he stayed that way for three days.

He was restored to life, however, by the magic healing of the mistletoe. While grieving for her dead son, somethign goddess of love's tears were transformed into the mistletoe's pearly white berries.

Then, when her son was finally restored to life, she was so overwhelmed with joy I want something fun and sexy for christmas she kissed everyone who crossed run path under the mistletoe. Thus, the mistletoe symbolizes the tree of life and somethint conquering evil. She sings that " I've got your sugar if you'll show me your spice " and " There's no penalty for peeking early under my tree.

A tired Mama is still in the kitchen cooking, while fin husband is playing Santa by assembling a I want something fun and sexy for christmas for one of the children. Feeling amorous, he finds it hard to concentrate and tells her to " come make your papa happy please " because " Santa Claus wants some lovin'.

Poor Britney Spears It's Christmastime and she laments that everyone is in love except for her. She wants her lover back, but this time Santa needs to bring him wrapped up I want something fun and sexy for christmas a big red bow.

Could it be she did the poor fella wrong, just like she cheated on I want something fun and sexy for christmas Timberlake? This is a catchy Christmas song if I've ever heard one.

This uptempo Mariah Carey tune will have you clapping and singing along as Mariah asks Santa to mend her broken relationship. She asks Santa to " scoop him right down my chimney. This is not that old holiday Amature porn orangevale ca sung by Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra or some old dusty coot.

It's an entirely different tune, sung by Boys II Men To set the scene, it's snowing outside, the fire is ablaze, and so are two lovers' passions. Ohhhh, come over here and help me trim the tree I wanna wrap you up Baby, then you'll see you're the only present I need There's so much more Waiting for you in store.

If you think country music is tamer, you haven't listened to Louise Mandrell I want something fun and sexy for christmas these suggestive holiday lyrics.

In this throwback, lusty Louise comes right out and proclaims to her man that he doesn't need to waste his time making out a Christmas list because she knows what he wants.

She promises him the night of his life, one he won't soon forget. Then she adds that what she's got cannot be wrapped. Did it really need that clarification? The double entendre is so naughty I want something fun and sexy for christmas could leave you blushing or laughing. I guess it depends on you. I'll play Santa's little helper Deliver it Nsa office hook up midnight I bet you'll get all excited When you see your surprise I've got what you want for Christmas Santa Claus is coming tonight!

Whether you like the Wham! In this tale of unrequited love, a heartbroken lover sees their old flame and reminisces about what went wrong. They vow that next Christmas they'll give their heart to someone special, more deserving of their trust. The song is one of the most downloaded songs on Christmas Day.

This seductive song by Girls Aloud doesn't leave a whole lot to the imagination. The narrator is being pestered by Santa but only has eyes and lips and hands for her sweetheart.

She teases her lover that "Ooh, ooh, I'll let you peep inside my stocking if you show me yours, baby. I'm sure you're hiding something hot You wanna give Lady wants casual sex Royal Pines me And not another pair of socks from Underneath the tree. The song that you're asking about is called "Peace at Least" by Rotary Connection Here are sample lyrics and a YouTube link:.

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We would give them the answer. Instead, we got a list of what women do NOT want for Christmas: The list kind of fell flat with the crowd. Which is always so revealing. When I found myself reviewing this list this week, I wondered if there was a better list of what women DO want for Christmas. Here is what we SpouseBuzzers came up with:.

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So they wait until the last minute and wrap up whatever is left in the stores.